$18.00
They wouldn’t understand. It’s hard to have money. You have too many choices! It's a lot of pressure. Drink up.
A metallic gold
$18.00
In todays world of credit cards, internet banking and checks still nothing beats cold hard cash and you have piles of it.
forest green with a slight shimmer
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It's the only kind of workout you do, and let's face it its hard work!
A silver metallic foil
$18.00
OMG, you do. And you're not even trying.
A light, barely there vanilla
$15.00
People will bother you, because you have what they wish they could. Don’t engage, you have people for that.
$18.00
What? It does. Besides, unhappiness is more tolerable when you’re loaded anyway.
A baby pink
$18.00
$18.00
It’s the best kind. Grandpa worked really hard. Enjoy it.
A dark fuchsia
$18.00
$18.00
When you’re famous for being famous, people just want to see you on top.
A muted hot pink